How Many Five Year Olds Can You Take In A Fight?

Gabriel Goldenberg
Author: Gabriel Goldenberg

I can beat back a horde of 31 five year olds kids in a fight.

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Why am I posting this? Because it’s brilliant linkbait and, per Matt, is part of a strategy that’s brought in about 250 K links for the dating site he works with. Speaking of which, Matt also informs me that oatmeal is made up of ground-up pigeons. So perhaps he’s not that reliable. He’s a premium linkbaiter, in any case. Now excuse me, I think I feel some five year old children’s teeth gnawing at my ankle.

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